I Am Your American Girlfriend

“Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.”

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

—   Lux ATL (via stripperina)

(via laineydiamond)

Anonymous asked: Then how ever are you managing to get into trouble? Maybe you're the one making all the trouble =P

I do tend to be an idiot. Only once in a while.

I forgot how much fun it is to get anons.

Apparently I’m allergic to cats.

Not like, oh you have a cat in the house so I’ll stay outside or else I’ll die. But like, oh you have NINE FUCKING INDOOR CATS yeah I’m not house sitting for you.

Anyway. I feel like I’m going to die.

Anonymous asked: You get into trouble? I don't believe that rubbish.

It’s rather hard to believe, seeing as how I have a non existent social life.

House/horse sitting in the middle of nowhere has it’s perks.

For instance, it keeps me from getting into trouble with certain people. Instead, I sit on the couch and watch Top Gear while the wind and snow beat the shit out of everything.

Ivan is a goof.
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