December 2010
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1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There are six words you should YouTube, should you...
That moment you're home alone and you hear a noise...
I GOT A DOG!!!!!!
:D :D :D
Merry Christmas, I Could Care Less.
This Christmas blows. I have held it in for too long, and it desperately needs to come out.
Christmas has always been my absolute favorite time of year. I remember everyone piling into the car to drive to King Supers and pick out a tree, then my dad would take the most ridiculous amount of time securing the tree to the top of the car in a series of sophisticated boyscout knots, even though we...
Discovered this song by accident.
I love Baby...
Good starts to the morning are fantastic.
Woke up with a missed call and a voicemail. Immediate feeling of doom.
“KELSEY!! Its J. I’m out and about, craving an adventure with Kelsey in the recipe. Because well, those are the most exciting. So call me if you’re around.”
Ah. Blasted work, putting me to sleep by 10:30 ):
Reblog if you're a strong black woman who don't...
OH MY GOSH STEVE
We are lucky to be alive.
We should NEVER be that stupid again.
It sucks getting on facebook and seeing everyone who’s on break spewing forth about how great it is.
Oh well. Off to a full week of 2 jobs, training for a 3rd and still not over being sick.
I love hockey.
It is so so glorious to watch live.
Also, I miss my mormon SO SO MUCH!!! His dad gave me the tickets for tonights game, and as soon as he called me and was like “Kelsey!!! We miss you!!!” my heart broke. What good people.
Underneath I’m calling for one more chance to be leave, Burning down all the lies I’ll grow stronger, safe at last Underneath……One Step, One Breath, I want to feel closer, hating far away, wish I could see, wish I only realized I’ll never be the same, Underneath I’m calling for one more chance to be leave…..
People say
Racetrackers are the scum of the earth.
While that is partially true, and I lived with some of the worst people you will ever meet, I also lived with some of the best. This is an example.
BELIEVE IN THE SUN EVEN WHEN IT’S NOT SHINING. BELIEVE IN LOVE EVEN WHEN YOU ARE ALONE. BELIEVE IN GOD EVEN WHEN HE IS SILENT.
Just got my registration stuff in the mail!
I know its pathetic, cause its only for ppcc, but I’m really excited. I hate not being in school. And since if my plan works, i’ll be going up to foco in a semester, this feels like a huge stepping stone.
Oh, and I got offered the job at The Nile, but since i’m still deathly ill I can’t start work ): I don’t like not...
30 day challenge-day 10
A picture of the person you do the most fucked up things with.
Ya. I’d say breaking into the Will Rogers shrine of the sun at 2am pretty effed up. Especially seeing as how it is very very well secured.
Basically, we like to climb things, look at the stars, frolic through forbidden areas and have good talks.
And he is my favorite.
You don't realize how much you swallow in a day
Until you physically can’t.
ugh.
30 day challenge-day 9
A picture of the person who has gotten you through the most.
30 day challenge-day 8
A picture that makes you laugh.
This. Rocks.
No words.
If you happened to glance up at the Will Rogers Shrine at any point between 2am and 4:30am you saw me. And my favorite person in the world.
It. Was. Perfect.
I’m fairly convinced that we are the only ones to accomplish it, seeing as how you have to literally climb straight up the side of a huge mountain, dodge security and scale a 9 foot castle wall.
Oh also, there was a meteor shower.
...
Tonight...
Its happening.
30 day challenge-day 7
-A picture of my most treasured item.
No explanation necessary.
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure.
I make mistakes. I am out of control, and sometimes hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
-Marilyn Monroe
I am going to pull off the most epic of all colorado springs adventures.
and it will be good.
30 day challenge-day 6
A picture of someone you’d love to trade lives with for a day.
This, is mr. jake loggins. A ridiculously good guitar player, a very nice guy who likes to take my song requests (eep!) and ya, i’d like to know what its like to be that RIDICULOUSLY good looking for a day.
30 day challenge-day 5
A picture of my favorite memory.
This one is easy. I have 2 photos here, the first one is me at the Kentucky Horse Park, meeting Cigar. One of the greatest racehorses of all time, and a horse I have been in love with since I can remember. (For you non-racing people, compare it to meeting your all-time favorite actor, or band.) I cried.
The second photo is of me on the backside of Churchill...
30 day challenge-day 4
My night.
So amazing. Turns out the “company christmas party” included every mens warehouse in colorado, the CEO, a ton of alcohol, and really loud music all wrapped up in the grand hyatt in denver. like adult prom on steroids.
so. much. fun.
also,
wow that video is weird. but its m4a on my computer so just deal with it.
Via Neal
Numbers are the weakest form of communication. Mathematics are precision without comprehension. But I’m shouting into the void. Go read a book.
this is why i love him.
Boom.
Today has been great.
Haven’t jumped in a year, and my first time back i end up doing a full course with a 3 foot vertical. I feel so accomplished. And steve and rachel and justin came!!! YAY! (btw steve, pictures?!)
Now I have 4 hours to make myself super pretty for the mens warehouse christmas party.
Super nervous.
So.
I have my first lesson in over a year tomorrow.
Which means i’ll be jumping for the first time in over a year tomorrow.
But hey, i’ve ridden literally-out-of-control-racehorses since then, so no big deal, right?
BUT somebody actually asked if they could come watch (: (: Just to watch. I’ve never had a guy want to watch me ride before! Well. except creepy cody :P
AAAAND none...
30 day challenge-day 3
My 2 favorite shows. I love them so so much.
30 day challenge- day 2
-A photo of you and someone you’ve been close with for a while-
30 day challenge- day 1
1. I have an unusual addiction to knee-high socks.
2. I love poetry, especially when it is being slammed.
3. I have never owned a pair of jeans that cost over $25.
4. I love jawbreakers.
5. I hate Boulder and everything it stands for.
6. I spend way too much time at Maté.
7. I lost my concert virginity to Mutemath,.
8. I love reading and am obsessed with owning as many books as i can.
9....