I Am Your American Girlfriend

“Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.”

You guys said don’t stop, so have a baby horse licking wood.
Getting friendly (:

Sorry not sorry for spamming your dash with baby horses.

“Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.”

—   Unknown (via zombridiaries)

(Source: quotecomedy, via highwaystarmanny)

No better way to start a day (:

Dummy foal syndrome. He had no idea how to nurse, but I think he’s catching on (:

It’s a palamino colt!

My friends who I was horse sitting for 2 weekends ago finally had their mare give birth, and since they’re supposed to be headed to the airport to go to Cali for their sons wedding, I get to go out and watch the baby all day.

Just try to keep me away. Expect lots of adorable pictures.

“I hope you kiss me really hard when I see you.”

—    Unknown (via nimfej)

(Source: crazysexykhool, via letsgetlazybaby)

Why do tumblr grey faces feel the need to attempt to correct people before simply googling a fact to see if they’re correct.

Like the time some dude tried to tell me that he was a Nissan enthusiast and that the newest generation of GTR is not the r35, but rather the r36 and they never actually made an r35. And that I should correct myself because I looked like a dumb girl.

Silly tumblers.

Anonymous asked: Vicodin isn't a narcotic hon...

"Vicodin (hydrocodone/acetaminophen) is a combination of the narcotic hydrocodone and non-narcotic pain reliever acetaminophen. It is used for the relief of moderate to moderately severe pain."